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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:34:40 GMT

Emma and I really need to be able to play 21 and 24 somewhere. We need a Venture Bros game. Or an Adult Swim game. Or a cartoon game. OR SOMETHING I DON'T CARE. We can talk like them for hours, and a PSL would just be... us talking like them with absolutely no end game.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:36:04 GMT

and I'll tell you what celeb journal I found it on.

There's also this, which is obviously about a Yaxley.

This one is Reg or Roddy.

Burton does this to Fry all the fucking time.

Kirley: Suck it, bitches.

Oh, Slinky.

Hi I went to A Softer World after Burton had exhausted me with his insanity.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:49:34 GMT

iTunes meme answers! Tell me if you want me to upload any of these so I can share the joy with the wooorld.

1. So you wanna be a gangsta, tell me just one thing. What you know about being a hard man, your mum buys your bling. Your pocket's gettin' bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 'cause you haven't got it, so you might as well quit. - Wanna Be - Dizzee Rascal ft. Lily Allen
2. Stone by stone, beam by beam, hand in hand, we built this dream. Now you're wreckin' this home, and you're doin' it stone by stone. - Stone By Stone - Black Hawk
3. So you say you want a revolution, well, you know, we all wanna change the world. - Revolution - The Beatles - guessed by maybemaybe
4. Should've known how hard it is to stop tearing each other apart. Separating souls entwined in all these labrynthine lies. - Cyanide Sun - HIM - guessed by maybemaybe
5. If it's a true that a rich man leads a sad life, that's what they say, from day to day. - I'm Not Down - The Clash - guessed by goodpilgrim
6. Show your face, don't hide, take off your mask now, underneath is a deep dark secret. Take me for a ride upon your white horse, take your love, 'cause I don't wanna keep it. - Chambermaid - Emilie Autumn
7. Oh, my baby baby, I love you more than I can tell. I don't think I can live without you, and I know that I never will. Oh, my baby baby, I want you so it scares me to death. I can't say anymore that I love you, everything else is a waste of breath. - I Want You - Elvis Costello - guessed by goodpilgrim
8. Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game. - Hello, I Love You - guessed by sarcastium - The Doors -guessed by vyvyanbasterd
9. I hear the sky is falling, here we are, I'm empty. I fear my heart is turning black tonight, save me. - Sky Is Falling - Aiden - guessed by maybemaybe
10. Once I thought that love was something I could never do, never knew that I could feel this much. But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you is more than a reaction to your touch. - Ain't Nothin' 'Bout You - Brooks & Dunn
11. So set your phasers on kill if ya will, so catch the feeling. Got your head a-pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling, now I'm wheeling and dealing, stealing Johnny's apple seeds. - Rang Dang - Bloodhound Gang
12. I could write my name by the age of three, and I don't need anyone to cut my meat for me. I'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes, it'll take more than just a breeze to make me fall overboard. - Overboard - Ingrid Michaelson - artist guessed by goodpilgrim
13. It was 700 fenceposts from your place to ours, and neither one of us was old enough to own a car. Sometimes it was rainin', sometimes it would shine, but we wore out that gravel road between your house and mine. - Meet In the Middle - Diamond Rio - guessed by goodpilgrim
14. The name's Poochie D, and I rock the telly! - Poochie's Rap - Poochie - guessed by macguffin
15. Don't wait too long. Well, his chance was lost. He stood his feet outside where we are right now. I can't wait too long. So what. She's shy and gonna die. - Chloroform (Slow Reaction) - Kill Hannah
16. When comes the shaking man, a nation in his eyes. Striped with blood and emblazed tattoo, streaking cathedral spire. - Jump They Say - David Bowie
17. Every single day when I walk down the street I hear people say, "Baby so sweet." Take Me or Leave Me - RENT/NPH and David Burtka in my version - guessed by goodpilgrim
18. I saw the truth, mom's a whore. I saw the mark as she passed through the door. - Bliss - Aiden - guessed by maybemaybe
19. I give her all my love, that's all I do. - And I Love Her - The Beatles - guessed by macguffin
20. You give this way more thought than this deserves, you say as I tell you about my fear of rejection. I wouldn't know better than to get scared, 'cause since we've met we've had this great connection. - What's Another Day - Maria Mena
21. I've seen you in the mirror, when the story began, and I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin. Your brains are locked away, but I love your company, I'll only ever leave you when you've got no money. I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I'm in love with myself, my beautiful self. - No Feelings - Sex Pistols
22. The lights were hot, and the beer was not, and the band was playing loud. The house was full, but her eyes pulled me right across the crowd. And I said, how's a guy like me supposed to get to know you? And she said, not so fast, let me show you. - The First Step - Tracy Byrd
23. Here comes the sun, little darling, it's been a long, cold lonely winter. - Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles - guessed by macguffin
24. As your bony fingers close around me, long and spindly, death becomes me, heaven can you see what I see? Hey, you pale and sickly child, you're death and living reconciled, been walking home a crooked mile. - Dream On - Depeche Mode
25. Walk it off, pick up all the pieces of your broken heart, you don't have to worry, she don't care no more, she ain't there no more. Hit the wall, 'cause no one you can call is gonna ease your pain, so take your torn umbrella out into the rain, walk it off. - Walk it Off - Toby Keith
26. Standing in a field of three leaf clovers, waiting for the rain to pass over, and no rainbows on my shoulder, just the weight of walking day to day, nothing shiny coming along the way. Then I saw you and I reached out, ain't no more blue, now I understand. - How Lucky I Am - Bryan White
27. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me. - Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches - guessed by maybemaybe
28. He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill, he barely beat the rain in from the field. And between the backdoor slamming he heard him say, damn the rain and damn this wasted day. But she'd been waiting for this day for oh, so long. She was standing in the kitchen with nothing but her apron on. - Somewhere Other Than the Night - Garth Brooks
29. Like forks calling knives across sands of flags, [title] keeps calling me back. Well she runs like a cheetah and melts fire when she sings, how I long to be dwarfed by her watery wings. - Woody Brown River - Guillemots
30. Navy pier at Christmas you can go at 3 AM, there will be no one. The ferris wheel still turns, as though it's a popular attraction still, and when the songs slowly play through the old broken PA, new heart for Christmas. - New Heart for Christmas - Kill Hannah - guessed by maybemaybe
31. I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray, lyin' cold the way you left them, but at least your lips caressed them while you packed. And a lip ring on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink, but at least you thought you wanted it. - Good Year for the Roses - George Jones/Elvis Costello cover
32. The world's on fire, so wrap me in your napalm blanket. - Last Man on Earth - Schoolyard Heroes - guessed by maybemaybe
33. He left me crying late one Sunday night outside of Boulder, he said he had to find himself out on the road. I guess when love goes wrong, you've gotta learn to be strong. - Stand Beside Me - Jo Dee Messina
34. Sittin' on a barstool, acting like a durn fool, that's what I'm a-doin' today. Sittin' here drinkin', tryin' to keep from thinkin', I'm a-boozin' my troubles away. - Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye - Charlie Daniels Band
35. Afraid to break a hidden rule that would make you believe that I don't love you anymore. Afraid to do some unconscious things that would make you believe that I don't trust you anymore. - Ocean Needs Water - Maria Solheim
36. In another's eyes, I'm someone who loves her enough to walk away from you. I'd never cheat, I'd never lie, in another's eyes. - In Another's Eyes - Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood
37. Next time out to sea, bring enough soul to bury me, for I don't want my final jig in the belly of a squid. Take my trousers, take my shirt, just give me that sweet dirt, for the water's cold and grim and I never did learn to swim. - Cruel Mistress - Flogging Molly
38. Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul recall senses sadly. Mirage like soft blue like lanterns below to light the way gladly. Whether whistling heaven's clouds disappear where the wind withers memory, whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away. - Feel Flows - Beach Boys
39. Look at these people, amazing how sheep'll show up for the slaughter. - Slipping - Dr. Horrible - guessed by goodpilgrim
40. It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking from the dark. - Thriller - Michael Jackson - guessed by vyvyanbasterd
41. All my friends are dead, all my friends are dead. They got kicked in the head, all my friends are dead. - All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro - guessed by maybemaybe
42. Look inside, look inside your tiny little mind. Now look a bit harder. - Fuck You Very Much - Lily Allen - guessed by maybemaybe
43. She'll come, she'll go, she'll lay belief on you. Skin sweet with musky odor, the lady from another grinning soul. Cologne she'll wear, Silver and Americard, she'll drive your beetle car and beat you down at cool Canasta. - Lady Grinning Soul - David Bowie
44. Big orange ball sinkin' in the water, toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter. Little umbrella-shaded margaritas, coconut oil tannin' senoritas, oh now I know how Jimmy Buffett feels. - How Forever Feels - Kenny Chesney - guessed by goodpilgrim
45. Czolgosz, workin' man, born in the middle of Michigan! - Ballad of Czolgosz - Assassins - guessed by goodpilgrim
46. Turn me up in the headphones, been a lot of cheap talk, but I rock still. From the streets of Shanghai back to Knoxville, sittin' high on a mountain top, holdin' shop, spreadin' the good news. Been a lotta false prophets and quick hits, and a lotta unamerican bullshit, but the time has come to settle and the devil's gonna make you choose. - Rock 'n' Roll Jesus - Kid Rock
47. Yeah, the whole town came out to watch the day they paved the parking lot. Somebody hung a ribbon up, and then they cut it down. And that big white rose they put up on that sign put innocence in all our lives. We could see its neon light from half a mile out. - White Rose - Toby Keith
48. My Maria, don't you know I've come a long, long way. I been longin' to see her, when she's around she takes my blues away, sweet Maria, the sunlight surely hurts my eyes. - My Maria - Brooks & Dunn - guessed by goodpilgrim
49. When I'm walkin' these streets, and I'm countin' my steps, and I'm draggin' my feet, 'cause I ain't ready yet to start all over again. 'Cause every time that I do, I remember you. Well, you broke my heart, and it healed all right, now we're far apart and I don't lie awake at night. - I Remember You - Steve Earle
50. Alone again tonight without someone to love, stars are shinin' bright, so one more wish goes up. Oh I wish I may, and I wish with all my might, for the love I'm dreaming of and missing in my life. You'd think that I could find a true love of my own, it happens all the time to people that I know. - Someone Else's Star - Bryan White - guessed by goodpilgrim

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:39:49 GMT

I shamelessly copied Katie and added more lines to my iTunes meme. Come on Katie and Megan, there are lots of country sons in there. GO FOR IT.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:04:35 GMT

OH HAI I AM SPAMMING YOU. I really just didn't want to have to unscreen comments and whatnot, and I realized people would probably want their phone numbers screened, ja? ANYWAYS, I stole Katie's ad libbed rules to the iTunes meme. SUCK IT.

Also, I think everyone needs to know that I got the Jackass Lost Tapes today and I am so happy omg I already watched everything there was to watch on it. bbfry&dung&thor&maddy&wampa (hai we pb all of jackass) are so cute and skinny.

And I had a deaf customer at work today. I was able to sign a little with her once I figured out why she wasn't talking to me. It was good! I hope she comes back so I can, like... practice signing with her. I NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE WITH OKAY.

*50 songs, I list the first few lines
*You guess. And you don't cheat. No google, no going to my last.fm, no asking someone. Just... guess if you know it. God is watching. And every time you cheat you make Baby Jesus cry. Remember that.
*First come, first serve. Meaning if you came to this late and even if you didn't read any of the other guesses... I'm not going to count your guess if someone got there first.
*If you only get half the answer I'll give you half the credit.
*If the song title was in the first line I instead used the second. I'll put this [] before the lyric so you know I skipped a line.
Example: ~~I am colorblind~~ [] coffee black and egg whitemi
*~~No artist repeats~~ Yeah, no, I had some repeats. Not many, just on a few because I had so many songs by that specific artist that it was impossible NOT to have a repeat or five.
*If a song is a cover, I'll accept the original singer and/or the cover artist

And now you guys get to know how bad my music is... and at least one of them I know NO ONE WILL GET BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THIS PERSON, but I needed to include it. Though I did show enough willpower to skip over one entirely in Finnish. Are you proud of me? I am.

1. So you [title] a gangsta, tell me just one thing. What you know about being a hard man, your mum buys your bling. Your pocket's gettin' bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 'cause you haven't got it, so you might as well quit.
2. [title], beam by beam, hand in hand, we built this dream. Now you're wreckin' this home, and you're doin' it [title].
3. ~~[]Well, you know, we all wanna change the world.~~ - Revolution - The Beatles - maybemaybe
4. ~~Should've known how hard it is to stop tearing each other apart. Separating souls entwined in all these labrynthine lies.~~ - Cyanide Sun - HIM - maybemaybe
5. ~~If it's a true that a rich man leads a sad life, that's what they say, from day to day.~~ - I'm Not Down - The Clash - goodpilgrim
6. Show your face, don't hide, take off your mask now, underneath is a deep dark secret. Take me for a ride upon your white horse, take your love, 'cause I don't wanna keep it.
7. Oh, my baby baby, I love you more than I can tell. I don't think I can live without you, and I know that I never will. Oh, my baby baby, I want you so it scares me to death. I can't say anymore that I love you, everything else is a waste of breath. - I Want You - Elvis Costello - goodpilgrim
8. ~~[Title], won't you tell me your name? [Title], let me jump in your game.~~ - Hello, I Love You - sarcastium - The Doors - vyvyanbasterd
9. ~~[]Here we are, I'm empty. I fear my heart is turning black tonight, save me.~~ - Sky Is Falling - Aiden - maybemaybe
10. Once I thought that love was something I could never do, never knew that I could feel this much. But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you is more than a reaction to your touch.
11. So set your phasers on kill if ya will, so catch the feeling. Got your head a-pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling, now I'm wheeling and dealing, stealing Johnny's apple seeds.
12. I could write my name by the age of three, and I don't need anyone to cut my meat for me. I'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes, it'll take more than just a breeze to make me [title in the next line, sorry] Ingrid Michaelson - goodpilgrim
13. It was 700 fenceposts from your place to ours, and neither one of us was old enough to own a car. Sometimes it was rainin', sometimes it would shine, but we wore out that gravel road between your house and mine. - Meet In the Middle - Diamond Rio - goodpilgrim
14. ~~The name's Poochie D, and I rock the telly!~~ - Poochie's Rap - Poochie - macguffin
15. Don't wait too long. Well, his chance was lost. He stood his feet outside where we are right now. I can't wait too long. So what. She's shy and gonna die.
16. When comes the shaking man, a nation in his eyes. Striped with blood and emblazed tattoo, streaking cathedral spire.
17. ~~Every single day when I walk down the street I hear people say, "Baby so sweet."~~ - Take Me or Leave Me - RENT (I actually have the version of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka singing it, it makes me lol)
18. ~~I saw the truth, mom's a whore. I saw the mark as she passed through the door.~~ - Bliss - Aiden - maybemaybe
19. ~~I give her all my love, that's all I do.~~ - And I Love Her - The Beatles - macguffin
20. You give this way more thought than this deserves, you say as I tell you about my fear of rejection. I wouldn't know better than to get scared, 'cause since we've met we've had this great connection.
21. I've seen you in the mirror, when the story began, and I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin. Your brains are locked away, but I love your company, I'll only ever leave you when you've got no money. I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I'm in love with myself, my beautiful self.
22. The lights were hot, and the beer was not, and the band was playing loud. The house was full, but her eyes pulled me right across the crowd. And I said, how's a guy like me supposed to get to know you? And she said, not so fast, let me show you.
23. ~~[Title], little darling, it's been a long, cold lonely winter.~~ - Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles - macguffin
24. As your bony fingers close around me, long and spindly, death becomes me, heaven can you see what I see? Hey, you pale and sickly child, you're death and living reconciled, been walking home a crooked mile.
25. [Title], pick up all the pieces of your broken heart, you don't have to worry, she don't care no more, she ain't there no more. Hit the wall, 'cause no one you can call is gonna ease your pain, so take your torn umbrella out into the rain, [title].
26. Standing in a field of three leaf clovers, waiting for the rain to pass over, and no rainbows on my shoulder, just the weight of walking day to day, nothing shiny coming along the way. Then I saw you and I reached out, ain't no more blue, now I understand.
27. ~~Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.~~ - Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches - maybemaybe
28. He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill, he barely beat the rain in from the field. And between the backdoor slamming he heard him say, damn the rain and damn this wasted day. But she'd been waiting for this day for oh, so long. She was standing in the kitchen with nothing but her apron on
29. Like forks calling knives across sands of flags, [title] keeps calling me back. Well she runs like a cheetah and melts fire when she sings, how I long to be dwarfed by her watery wings.
30. Navy pier at Christmas you can go at 3 AM, there will be no one. The ferris wheel still turns, as though it's a popular attraction still, and when the songs slowly play through the old broken PA, [title]. - New Heart for Christmas - Kill Hannah - maybemaybe
31. I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray, lyin' cold the way you left them, but at least your lips caressed them while you packed. And a lip ring on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink, but at least you thought you wanted it.
32. ~~The world's on fire, so wrap me in your napalm blanket.~~ - Last Man on Earth - Schoolyard Heroes - maybemaybe
33. He left me crying late one Sunday night outside of Boulder, he said he had to find himself out on the road. I guess when love goes wrong, you've gotta learn to be strong.
34. Sittin' on a barstool, acting like a durn fool, that's what I'm a-doin' today. Sittin' here drinkin', tryin' to keep from thinkin', I'm a-boozin' my troubles away.
35. Afraid to break a hidden rule that would make you believe that I don't love you anymore. Afraid to do some unconscious things that would make you believe that I don't trust you anymore.
36. [Title], I'm someone who loves her enough to walk away from you. I'd never cheat, I'd never lie, [title].
37. Next time out to sea, bring enough soul to bury me, for I don't want my final jig in the belly of a squid. Take my trousers, take my shirt, just give me that sweet dirt, for the water's cold and grim and I never did learn to swim.
38. Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul recall senses sadly. Mirage like soft blue like lanterns below to light the way gladly. Whether whistling heaven's clouds disappear where the wind withers memory, whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away.
39. ~~Look at these people, amazing how sheep'll show up for the slaughter.~~ - Slipping - Dr. Horrible - goodpilgrim
40. ~~It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking from the dark.~~ - Thriller - Michael Jackson - vyvyanbasterd
41. ~~[][]They got kicked in the head.[]~~ - All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro - maybemaybe
42. ~~Look inside, look inside your tiny little mind. Now look a bit harder.~~ - Fuck You Very Much - Lily Allen - maybemaybe
43. She'll come, she'll go, she'll lay belief on you. Skin sweet with musky odor, the [partial title] from another [rest of the title]. Cologne she'll wear, Silver and Americard, she'll drive your beetle car and beat you down at cool Canasta.
44. ~~Big orange ball sinkin' in the water, toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter. Little umbrella-shaded margaritas, coconut oil tannin' senoritas, oh now I know how Jimmy Buffett feels.~~ - How Forever Feels - Kenny Chesney - goodpilgrim
45. ~~Czolgosz, workin' man, born in the middle of Michigan!~~ - Ballad of Czolgosz - Assassins - goodpilgrim
46. Turn me up in the headphones, been a lot of cheap talk, but I rock still. From the streets of Shanghai back to Knoxville, sittin' high on a mountain top, holdin' shop, spreadin' the good news. Been a lotta false prophets and quick hits, and a lotta unamerican bullshit, but the time has come to settle and the devil's gonna make you choose.
47. Yeah, the whole town came out to watch the day they paved the parking lot. Somebody hung a ribbon up, and then they cut it down. And that big [title] they put up on that sign put innocence in all our lives. We could see its neon light from half a mile out.
48. ~~[Title], don't you know I've come a long, long way. I been longin' to see her, when she's around she takes my blues away, sweet [partial title], the sunlight surely hurts my eyes.~~ - My Maria - Brooks & Dunn - goodpilgrim
49. When I'm walkin' these streets, and I'm countin' my steps, and I'm draggin' my feet, 'cause I ain't ready yet to start all over again. 'Cause every time that I do, [title]. Well, you broke my heart, and it healed all right, now we're far apart and I don't lie awake at night.
50. Alone again tonight without someone to love, stars are shinin' bright, so one more wish goes up. Oh I wish I may, and I wish with all my might, for the love I'm dreaming of and missing in my life. You'd think that I could find a true love of my own, it happens all the time to people that I know. - Someone Else's Star - Bryan White - goodpilgrim

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:15:17 GMT

http://rootsrockrebel.insanejournal.com/3112.html & http://asylums.insanejournal.com/ooc_nacht/69223.html

LOVE YOU

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:38:12 GMT

I think we need another massive inter-game journal post. The last one was amazing, but it was lost with the death of GJ.

Who would join us in an inter-game, inter-universal game of "I Never"?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:02:11 GMT

Holy crap, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died on the same day?

Wow.

I feel the need to listen to Bad now.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:41:15 GMT

What patterns do you associate with my roleplaying? (For example, with Harry Potter RPing, this can include things like gender, house, blood status, physical details, PBs, family, personalities, eras, specific characters, etc.)

AND

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

IT'S TOTALLY NONE OF YOU. It's really find_a_pb. Sry guyz.

Also, I got a chemical burn on my face at work today. Suuuucks, y'all, and there was nothing in the first aid kit. The deli is the only place in the store that works with hot foods and this particular stuff that gives you chemical burns and we never have any kind of burn cream in our first aid kit. I know this because I've needed it twice and it wasn't there. Therefore, it's never there.

I jammed my finger too. And I kept getting customers until like 9:30, and the deli is supposed to be all closed up at 10:00, so I was BUSY and didn't have time to mop or properly clean the meat slicer. One guy took like 15 minutes just to order two sandwiches. THEY'RE JUST SANDWICHES, THEY'RE NOT WORTH IT, TRUST ME.

I'm glad I didn't have to stay until midnight like they were telling me yesterday. SCREW YOU SAFEWAY. ALEX WANTS TO GO HOOOOME.

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:29:14 GMT

omg i need this for the future. and right now. and any time i'm ever sad.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:11:13 GMT

Ignore this, nothing new, I'm just going to need this later and I don't want to lose it.

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:28:42 GMT

Tag with a character of yours (past or present), a character of mine, and a picture of one of the two (or the two together, if that's an option). I will turn it into a Polaroid, and write a drabble about the circumstances!

DO IT, HOMES.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:16:02 GMT

Having fun with that Polaroid thingy. My characters really want me to put these in their profiles now.

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:13:21 GMT

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:37:09 GMT

I felt like doing this one, because my characters seem to heart tattoos. I WONDER WHY.

If your character got a tattoo, what would it be, and where? If they already have one (or more), what/where is it? If your character isn't the type to get a tattoo... ignore that and pretend they are.

Nacht:
Kirley - He says that he has one that's Weird Sisters related, like their logo (even though I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS) on his upper arm. That's probably about it. I doubt tattoos look very good on his scrawny arm.

X - If he were to get one, it would be a lion on his arm, probably with "JORDAN" written underneath it. That's about as close as he's going to get to listing all his damn family members.

Lucky - He says no. Just no. Yeah, no. He has a Dark Mark, that's enough. But I guess I have to ignore it and say he's getting Narcissa's name tattooed around his ring finger, where it can be hidden under his wedding ring because tattoos are stupid.

Cash - He has the currency symbol from every country he's visited (get it, it's cash, hahaha oh you sly fool) around one of his biceps and a lightsaber along his right arm. Yes. Along his whole arm. I think it's Vader's. And I bet you he's got "Never tell me the odds" on his chest, where Norman has his "Norman" tattoo. Either that, or "Norman" is his tattoo artist.

Hes - I think she has something on the back of her leg that she got with Reg. I can't remember what it is though. EMAM?

Burton - I've made a list of Burton's tattoos that I keep saved on my computer because the asshole is freaking wiL Francis and has a gajillion.
On his right arm: A dragon tearing through his skin on his upper arm, a giant stick figure throwing skulls (it's actually Jack Skellington, but let's keep the anachronisms to a minimum here, if that's even possible) covering most of his forearm, a band of fire around his forearm, a heart with "AJ" inside of it (for Anastasia Juozapavicius, because "AE" doesn't look as pretty), a star of David (~~I'm still figuring out why, since he refuses to give that one up and it's just one of wiL's tattoos~~ IT'S FOR FRY) on the Jack tattoo, a swallow above his wrist (he has another one on his left wrist too, to match Inka's swallow tattoos), and A18 (the road in Lithuania where he, Midge and Inka had their wreck) on the under side of his wrist.
On his left arm: Okay, I have less of an idea of what's on his left arm. Mostly, there's a design that runs from his shoulder down to his wrist that he says is based on Dante's layers of hell, as opposed to just a mash up of different individual tattoos, but the individuals ones are... a bulldog, a flower with the name of the friend who was killed in their wreck and the date, a hummingbird under his arm (once again, I really don't know, I blame wiL. Emma says it should be for Midge, because he's small and flighty like on.), the Parasiiti logo on the underside of his wrist, IJMA (Inka's initials) above the Parasiiti logo, the other swallow, and this sun design up on his shoulder that was his first tattoo and he says was painted on a water tower in his hometown.
On his hands: LIVE FAST across his fingers, a Misfits skull on the top of his right hand, and "Time stopped in" along his right thumb, with "Times Square" on his left thumb.
On his neck: A shark-like missile being fired along the left side, a demonic wind that he says are the winds of change on the right side, "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on the front, and Liz's name between the wind and the song title.
On his stomach and chest: Along the left side, there's a huge ship in the water with two roses at the bottom and a skull and crossbones between them (the ship because I think we decided Doc was in some kind of navy or something, and the roses because Burton moved while Nat was tattooing it and screwed it up, so she just put roses over the top of it), LIETUVA across his stomach, a skull on fire shooting off of the dragon tearing through his skin, a sign that says "Youth at Risk" (which is actually a band wiL was in before Aiden, but burton decided to keep it because... he was a youth at risk), and an upside down pentagram.
On his back: A giant back piece with a guitar piercing a heart and a poem in Lithuanian written in a circle around it all, and INFLICT across his shoulders.
On his legs: A cross with someone who's either Eric Clapton or Jesus with a guitar and leather jacket on it on his left calf, and a list of his children's names on his right calf.
There. I think I got everything.

Thor - Inka gave him some tattoo for practice on his upper right arm, but since Dave's tattoo is a giant black pig and it's stupid... I have no clue. It was probably supposed to be something like a cake or a cupcake it probably looks like a big black blob. He also has a Dark Mark, BUT DOES THAT COUNT? IDK.

Maddy - ... I hate my overly tattooed characters. Okay, Maddy's is less organized than Burton's because I haven't sat down and made a list of his, but he's Steve-O and he's an idiot too, so he has a lot of stupid tattoos. Of course, he's got his face and his own autograph tattooed on his back, the Montrose Magpies logo above that, Dai Llewellyn with a spike through his head (it's a complimentary gesture, I assure you) on his right shoulder, a Jesus fish with "Satan" written in it below that, a USA-themed tattoo with a dick in the middle of it (he lost a bet with members of the American team during the World Cup, but he modified the tattoo when he got home), "I have a small weiner" on his shoulder (it's only fair to warn people), a... man fucking an ostrich (he says Australia is an ass country and deserves it), FUCK SHIT on his fingers, a fat truck mudflap woman, a pot leaf on his wrist, "Your Name" on his ass, his father's face on one forearm, his niece's face on the other, the lion rampant from the Scottish coat of arms on his left shoulder, Stubby Boardman's autograph, a happy face his friend tried to do while drunk, and a sword up by the Scottish coat of arms. I think that's it.

Roddy - He would get something stupid on his head, to show off when he's bald. Oh, and he's got a Dark Mark. God, he would probably put another Dark Mark on the back of his head. He's just that smart.

Peony - She would get a flower on her hip. Probably a Peony, LIKE HER NAME, or something. Just something small and discreet.

Dung - GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS AND YOUR TATTOOS. Okay, I do not know all of Dung's. That would require actually knowing something about Dung and that guy LIES TO ME ABOUT EVERYTHING. I barely know a single concrete fact about him. There's like... fire, and dudes, and the BMW logo, and like... a rose. He has a math problem on his foot, too! Yay math problems! 5+4=9!

SA: ... Okay I'm gonna try SA. At least the people that I usually fuck around with over there because it's just me and Emma being... fuck offs.

Seb - Pi, around his right bicep. He got it when he was 17 to the 17th decimal, and every year he ads another decimal place.

Han - He would put his highest score at Halo, and every year, if he beat that score, he would add to it. He leads a very deep and fulfilling life.

Chewie - I don't know all of his tattoos, but I know he has the Belarusian national emblem on his right arm, his son's name on his right wrist, his daughter's on his left wrist, CARPE DIEM on his stomach, a rose on his hand (but he got it done while drunk because this one girl he was trying to get into bed wanted to practice tattooing and it looks like a giant blob), and "Fate" on his neck.

Mara - She has girly tattoos, like "believe" in another language on her wrist, a symbol she thought was pretty on the back of her neck, and a butterfly-esque tramp stamp.

Ani - Despite being Burton's son, all he has is his mother's name on his chest. He's through with doing painful things for enjoyment.

Wampa - He doesn't have any tattoos, even though he's like Burton's clone otherwise, but I bet you he'd get some totally asshole tattoo. I can't even think of what, because he just keeps going, "No. No. No. Lame. Lame. Lamer. Laaaame." to all my proposed witty remarks. I WILL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED ON THE WIT THOUGH.

Tank - Is a hypocrite who says she doesn't like tattoos, yet has a line to a Parasiiti song written about her around her ankle.

Strummer - Oh, hell if I know. I'm sure they're all just... just brilliant, especially considering I just realized I DON'T KNOW ANY OF ANGEL'S TATTOOS. Well, aside from the two he shares with wiL.

Fifteen - ... I dunno. Lots. I know her chest piece is a heart on top of a design that continues down to her stomach, and the sleeve on her right arm is a design of like... birds and things, but I don't know what her specific tattoos are. And that goes for Dice and Fifteen.

OKAY THERE. THAT'S ENOUGH. BE GONE.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:22:27 GMT

I officially look like a total creeper.

Scooooore.

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:44:36 GMT

This is mainly for Emma's benefit.

Full uncensored video for Beautiful Loser is at the beginning, and I was terribly disappointed to discover that Burton's naked man is not actually naked. Victory just censored it before to tease us, I guess. I was so excited that Burton was in front of a naked guy in an S&M club, too.

We open with Burton spilling all the sordid details to his therapist. While dressed to the nines. I think he and Julian were playing dress up. "It was awful!" he says. "I just wanted to go get burgers!"

Several days earlier. Burton had nothing to do that day, so he, being the splendid husband he is, decided to meet Liz for lunch. As he was waiting for her, very patiently, a couple of Liz's employees started to talk to him. Simple questions, small talk, friendly talk, very flirty, but Burton was used to flirty.

Then things started to get a little too friendly and flirty. As you can see from his face, right about there, Burton began to realize the VC girls weren't just being nice to him to suck up to the boss's husband.

There was no hope! Burton wouldn't hit a woman, and there were so many of them, with whips and chains and leashes. He would never get out alive. Surely, Liz would be out soon. So Burton braced himself. Can you see the look of fear in his eyes? That's because he's silently pleading for some sort of reprieve from this hell.

Screw that silent crap! Burton started to shout for help. Oh Burton, don't you know that in the VC no one can hear you scream? There was no hope for Burton, he was about to get gang raped by a bunch of VC girls. But hey, it might not be all bad! Ask Merton how it turned out for him.

In the end, Burton clearly gave up all hope as the VC girls gagged him with his own shirt. Fade to an ominous black.

Days later, Burton reviews the tape of what just happened for the first time. Even he was kind of shocked by the outcome.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:03:31 GMT

...

UM. WELL.

WHY HELLO WILLIAM.

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:01:30 GMT

WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR CHILDREN TO BREAK INTO THE PENTAGON?

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:38:51 GMT

I'm on my way to bed, finally, but I just wanted to make a GENERAL NOTE to anyone who ever mods a game.

Don't make your PB/taken list 100% graphics. Graphics are pretty, I like pictures, and if you're good at graphics, it's a draw, so YAY! But god damnit, some of us are still on dial up, and even if your game looks like it's the shiz, yo, if it takes half an hour for me to see what PBs and characters are in your game, I officially no longer give a shit.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE HICKS HERE?

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:48:44 GMT

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS. Internet's broken. Will hopefully be back by tomorrow, but no real promises on that front.

And I've pretty much beaten my Indiana Jones game. Am playing as Han Solo. Which kicks ass. But it still means I'm pretty much out of things to do then.

DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA. Just pray for me. =\

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:34:09 GMT

Hey ho lovememes all around. I demand my friends get in on it, because I love saying happy nice things about my friends. It makes me feel better about calling you all whores.

ALSO, I'm dying my hair back to brown for something like the fourth time. One of these days, it's going to be brown again. One of these days. Pray for my hair. If it goes back to blonde again, I'll just cut it off. I want my natural hair color baaaack.

P.S. OMG OW I HURT MY TOE AND EVERYONE MUST KNOW (haha, a rhyme). i got up to get the phone and instead of stubbing my toe like a normal person, i slammed it against a sharp thing on my bed and cut the part between my toes, then bled everywhere. why the hell are there sharp things on my bed?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:26:42 GMT

Jesus CHRIST, we've got a shitload of thunder and lightening going on here, and it's getting closer and louder. No rain, just the thunder and lightening. I wasn't too concerned at first, but now that it's shaking the house, it might knock my power out at some point. So if I'm not online later, at a time that I would usually be online, then that's why.

eta: OH, THERE'S THE RAIN.

eta 2.0!: MEME.
hotfuss gave me C!
1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

Yeah, I didn't upload, I just found ones already posted on imeem.
1. Close Yet Far - CKY
2. Capital Radio One - The Clash
3. Centaur: Half-Man, Half-Motorcycle - Schoolyard Heroes
4. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
5. Crazy Angel - Kill Hannah

OH SUNNI, SUNNI MY DARLING

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:05:44 GMT

One thing I know about Sunni is that she loves Canada and Wikipedia. So I thought it only appropriate I screencap this for her, even though I’m sure she saw it.

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:53:07 GMT

Oh my god, Burton and Fry (followed by Inka, Reg and Midge), made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up. Then I had to top it off by listening to Parade. I'm not entirely sure why (though I do have a pretty damn good idea), but Ivoryline just reduces me to hysterics, and I just started laughing so hard I fell to the floor and scraped my knee.

Nothing like a little immature humour and bad music to make it a great day. Or night.